ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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