its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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