Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
