Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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