Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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