It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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