Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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