If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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