ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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