there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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