Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
All the doctor said was why
I deserve this hangover.
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