school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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