A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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