he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
His hands were made for my vagina.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Drake has all the answers
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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