Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My vagina just recognized that song.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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