I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
