Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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