I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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