At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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