It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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