I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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