we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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