We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
