everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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