At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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