I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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