Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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