We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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