I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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