Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
He kissed a someone with a penis
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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