I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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