# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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