So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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