i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Pooping to opera.
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