VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
OPIZZABONMYDICK
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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