singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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