would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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