did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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