all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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