I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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