break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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