he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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