found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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