"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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