Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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