Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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