8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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