i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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