Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
it was like eating out sand paper
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Randomize