dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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