We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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