I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Randomize
